FLIP-LY.NET
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counting down to total chaos since 1999
FIND HIDDEN GEMS.
SKIP THE BS.
We aggregated all the garage sales your city is having.
Yeah, we scraped Craigslist. Yeah, that's legal. Yeah, we made it weird on purpose.
No credit card. No signup wall. No dignity in our CSS.
garage sales / estate sales / yard sales
[ dallas | austin | houston | san antonio | all DFW ]
REAL SIMPLE:
Find Deals
We tell you what sales are near you. Every 1874 hours. (Just kidding — every Thursday at noon. One email. That's it.)
Know the ROI
See estimated profit margins before you leave your couch. (Click for the truth.)
1874 Daily Emails
Top 1874 matches every morning. jk — 1 email every Thursday, noon. Stop scrolling Facebook Marketplace at 2 AM like a gremlin.
HOW IT ACTUALLY WORKS
(click any step for the embarrassingly honest version)
Give us your email. We won't sell it. Probably. (We definitely won't. We can barely use Supabase.)
We pretend to scan the internet. (We actually do scan the internet. But the website makes it look fake.)
Every Thursday at noon, you get an email. It has garage sales in it. That's the whole product.
Go to the sale. Buy a $3 lamp. Sell it for $30. Tell no one about this website.
(Optional) Pay $9/month so we can afford the servers. You get... slightly better emails. And our eternal gratitude. And fewer lobster emojis. Actually no, same amount of lobsters.
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> I found a $400 table for $20 in McKinney. Sold it on Facebook in 2 hours. This cursed website with the lobster cursor literally changed my life. I am not joking. My wife thinks I need help.
> The website design is so bad it's good. I showed my therapist and she said 'this explains a lot about you.' 10/10 would flip again. Found a vintage Eames chair at an estate sale. The chair was $15. The therapy is $200/session.
> My husband thinks I'm insane for using a site with Comic Sans and a fake Winamp player. I made $200 last weekend from a single estate sale this site told me about. He now also uses this site. We don't talk about it.
> I came here because someone shared this on Reddit with the caption 'wtf is this website.' I signed up ironically. I now check my email every Thursday at noon. I have become the thing I mocked. The lobster is my shepherd.
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